Why Worry?

今回はちょっと息抜きに、軽めのブラックユーモアを味わってみましょう。
論理的にも突っ込みようのない正論であることに気が付かれることでしょう。
英語としてはやさしいですから、へたな注釈はなしということで。


Why Worry?


There are only two things in life to worry about:

Whether you are well or whether you are sick.

If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.


But if you are sick,

There are only two things to worry about:

Whether you are going to get well

Or whether you are going to die.


If you get well,

Then there is nothing to worry about.

But if you die,

There are only two things to worry about:

Whether you are going to heaven

Or whether you are going to hell.


If you go to heaven,

Then you have nothing to worry about.

But if you go to hell,

You’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends

That you won’t have time to worry!


So, Why Worry?

Be Happy!

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